Avengers Trading Cards!
|Tony:||Let's do a head count here: your brother the demi-god; a super soldier, a living legend who kind of lives up to the legend; a man with breath-taking anger management issues; a couple of master assassins, and YOU, big fella, you've managed to piss off every single one of them.|
|Loki:||Oh, like you *haven't*.|
|Tony:||Your brother called us "petty".|
|Tony:||I guess Natasha and I got off on the wrong foot when she pretended she wanted to work for my company, and my calling her partner "Legolas" probably didn't go over too well. And I guess I tried to provoke the Big Green Guy a few too many times.|
|Loki:||And the "super-soldier"...?|
|Tony:||God, I hate him.|
|Loki:||Yes, he always talks about pie, doesn't he...?|