#they look like a married couple having the typical discussion
(Source: iamnevertheone, via naomonsteri)
(Source: whitegenocide, via holmes-and-watson)
| Natasha: | Talk to Fury, he needs you on this. |
| Bruce: | He needs me in a cage? |
| Natasha: | No one’s gonna put you in a— |
| Bruce: | STOP LYING TO ME! |
| *LATER (INT. HELICARRIER — DAY)*: | |
| Fury: | …Yeah, well, let me know if “Real Power” wants a magazine or something. |
| *Fury leaves* | |
| *Bruce enters* | |
| Bruce: | You’re in my room. |
| Loki: | *(smiles)* Seems that way, doesn’t it? |
| Bruce: | What do I owe you? |
| Loki: | A curry. |
| Bruce: | Prawn biryani? |
| Loki: | |
| Bruce: | |
| Loki: | |
| Bruce: | |
| Loki: | Vegetable phall. |
Reblogged for the tag above. OH MY GOD.
I just don’t think I can ever scroll past that tag without reblogging.
(Source: peelace, via holmes-and-watson)
ask-the-odd-family-from-asgard:
not even a motherfucker
[merry EXTREMELY LATE christmas everyone 8D]