Jumping the “oh no he’s hot” bandwagon <3
I still can’t believe that this happened! Such a beautiful man in every respect. It was so wonderful to be able to give him something back :D
I just had to immortalise it! LOL. I had to cut a few seconds out of the long pause because it made it too big! XD I might upload the second part of it later :) Big thanks to Anna for the video!!
thorki asked: ihuhuhuuhhhhhh UHHH how about more of the obligatory jotun au because thats the best au basically
ok so idk if you guys watched jim henson’s storyteller when you were younger but it’s basically these really wonderfully executed, puppet infused retellings of old folktales and there’s one called sapsorrow
which is essentially cinderella
and in it sapsorrow (beautiful and sharp queen-to-be) is forced to abdicate the throne and flee her kingdom rather suddenly so she adopts a disguise so hideous that no one would ever recognise her and she gets herself employed as a servant in a distant kingdom where people either openly insult or flinch away from her in revulsion
she comes to be known as straggletag (she also takes this whole thing in her stride ‘cause she’s a fucking champ tbh) BUT ONE DAY she kind of accidentally strikes up a conversation with the prince, who’s young and prideful and rude and handsome and she doesn’t care, she exhibits the minimum amount of deference to avoid a flogging and goes on her way
BUT BUT BUT when the palace’s next ball comes around she slips her disguise and attends and naturally everyone is smitten (she’s a knock out we covered this) but none so much as the prince
the night ends and she disappears and the prince and straggletag continue to bicker in the daylight (he hurls abuse, she catches it with condescension, they’re almost sort of friends except the prince finishes every conversation with ‘don’t tell anyone i was speaking to you’ because he’s so embarrassed) and of course sapsorrow continues to show up at palace events and the prince continues falls steadily in love with her
BASICALLY sapsorrow is loki, straggletag is his jotun disguise and thor is the xenophobic prince who learns valuable life lessons in love and humility. i want to see them have this conversation.
and after reading this through i’d also like to ask for my life back /gathers up the hem of my tattered dignity and skips off into the distance gooodbyyyyyyeeeeee
SOLTIAN IS THE BEST. LOOK AT THE GORGEOUS HORSE FUCKER SHE COLORED FOR ME~
Look at those fucking eyes and eyelashes and scars and I AM SO FUCKING DONE.
I feel bad that I didn’t have time to just color the whole thing, BUT I AM HAPPY I GOT TO DO THIS MUCH. Your myth!Loki makes me so freaking happy, and I strongly aspire to have costuming skills as impressive as yours, goddamn *-* THAT is what I call FASHIONABLE.
I was at a loss as to what to draw last night while both my mom and my sister were out on dates. So I bothered Llanval to give me some ideas. One of them was Laufey and Frigga looking awkwardly at each other. I used that and instead made them going like huh “So you’re the other woman” type thing. Frigga’s checking out Laufey’s horns, Laufey is checking out Frigga’s lovely lady locks. It’s great.
I must confess, I kinda fucking ship these two like no one’s business! I have no shame.
Saved by: Iron Man
Best Friend: Iron Man
Cockblocked by: Thor (figures…)
Enemy: Captain America
Killed by: Hulk
Saved by: Black Widow
Best friend: Thor
Cockbloked by: Iron Man
Enemy: Iron Man
Killed by: Captain America
Saved by: Loki
Best friend: Thor
Cockblocked by: Loki
Killed by: Loki
How the hell… HOW THE HELL DOES THAT EVEN WORK?!
THAT’S WORSE THAN A FUCKING SOAP OPERA XDD