Thor The Dark World Deleted Scene : Jane Wakes Up On Asgard
Me: So do you remember what happened at the end of the other Thor movie and Avengers?
Mom: Yes, shhhh, let’s watch!
[Mom is 1000% team Loki]
Mom: Oh no. What about Loki now that she’s dead? She was really the glue that held them all together, this isn’t good but wait…Loki will want revenge because he loved her and will he fight the dark elves and be good now?
Mom: Where is Loki?
Me: He’s still in the dungeons.
Mom: What? You mean they didn’t let him out to see her?
Mom: why didn’t they let him see her? That’s terrible! Why did they write the movie that way? He should have been there.
[She was really upset by this]
-Loki “death” scene-
Mom: *largest gasp I have ever heard her utter* NO WAY. *stares at me* NO.
Me: I hate this part
Mom: HE’S NOT REALLY DEAD IS HE?
[I let her experience the feels as we all felt in the theater and didn’t tell her]
Mom: He’s going to to come back somehow. They can’t kill Loki *tears* Loki
-End scene with Thor and “Odin”-
[Right before Loki reveals himself]
Mom: So Odin is letting him go. This isn’t over. Since Thor doesn’t want to throne I Loki is going to come back and rule Asgard *looks at me and away from screen*
Mom: *looks back at screen and sees Loki on the throne*
Mom: *screaming and pointing at TV*
[I seriously wish I would have had my camera at that point because her face was amazing]
Mom: I KNEW IT. I KNEW IT. I KNOW ALL.
This was the best best reaction to this movie ever. 1000 points to your Mom.
Anonymous asked: i want to see a story where Loki is bent over and Thor is trying to sneak up on him and "accidentally" slips on a banana peel that might have been left out by Loki and Thor's cock finds itself buried in Loki's ass. 8)
"Oh, brother!" *flutters eyelashes innocently as he looks at Thor over his shoulder*
*Thor’s eyes go wide* “Wait, what? How did-? Where are my-?” *sighs* “Must we do this everyday, Loki? You could just ask you know…”
"Just start moving, Thor."